An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Snowbirds" in Arizona. 
Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
on sale at WalMart, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. 

He saunters into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything Different about me?" 

Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope." 

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room, completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asks, a little louder this time, 
"Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" 

Bessie looks up and says, 
"Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." 

Furious, Ray yells, 
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE ?
IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, 
"Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

WOW I hit the motherload the other day when I stumbled across the site PlaygirlTV and WOW was I not dissapointed!  This is the online site for the magazine playgirl, and like the magazine is full of sexy hunks.

 I immediately bought myself a membership to the site, and was not disspointed.  They have 3 months of back issues to Playgirl magazine you can flip through, then click and see any page full size.

They have exclusive shots of the best looking men I've ever seen on camera posing and showing off their best bits.

They have erotic pictorials...pictures that tell a story that are all original.

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I haven't been posting much the last few months, because I was concentrating on my non adult business Old West Soap Company - Exclusive Handmade Natural Soaps site. During the Christmas season, we really gear up for that and do less adult stuff, and more soap.

But with the Christmas shopping season over, we are now gearing up new porn sites for the new year. Our first is Got Porn For Women - A Collection of Erotica, hot hunks and sexy couples just for women. We are adding new sites to the collection all the time, so we suggest you check it out today!

I finished this past weekend my newest AVS site just for women,
Fantasy Worlds For Women. This site features galleries of pictures of erotic fantasies for you to expore your deepest desires. Take this maid,

who has a tryst with her lover Sir Daniel. We also have Roman orgies, Amazon queens demanding pleasure from slaves, femdoms who use a whip to get cunnilingus, pirates plundering bootie, and a lot more. Check it out and explore your fantasies! Fantasy Worlds For Women.

I spent the weekend gluded to my computer working on two sites for women that involve fantasies I like. The first was My Illustrated Erotic Stories. This site features erotic stories written by me from a woman's point of view, and illustrated by juicy hardcore pictures. Yumm.

The 2nd site is one of my alltime favorite fantasies, Sexy Wet Men. I love to see hot men getting naked, wet and soapy in the shower. It is my personal fetish. Now really, doesn't this guy just make you want to lick the drops off his chest?

Oh yesssss. Make sure you visit Sexy Wet Men. The water is warm, and the men are HOT!

I'm getting a lot of dental work lately, and my dental tech is a horn toad which I agreed to swap some porn for some dental work.  When I asked him what he liked, he told me "Plaid".

I just looked at him with I'm sure a WFT written on my face, when he told me he loves girls wearing anything plaid.  Likes them to tease wearing it.  Let me tell you, I've been in the adult industry since 99, and my partner was in it for years in the print business, and I've NEVER heard of a person with a plaid fetish.

So I whipped out poser and created him a nice set of pics of two lesbians getting nasty in plaid outfits.  I think it was a good trade, since he is doing about $1,000 worth of dental work for $200, some plaid pics, and a few cases of beer.  It takes all kinds... 

I've been working in poser now for a few months, creating awsome 3D hotties in fuck me boots for my site Got Sexy Boots. But I want to branch out, I want to create a 3D site with various fantasy themes. Upcoming is the chick from underworld in all her leather hotness fucking vampires and more. Vampire babes who love to suck blood from VERY interesting places. And all kinds of sci-fi kinda sets and story lines.

So I tried building a complicated world and my computer tanks on rendering. agggh. I only have a GB of ram, and it was using almost 2GB trying to render (by making swap files). So this coming Monday, I'm having a new computer built with 3gb to start ram, and a new 3.5 AMD Athelon chip in it. I'll be sure to post up some sample pics when I get it done, you will LOVE it.

Make sure you go on over to Got Sexy Boots and check out what MadHatter and I have created to date...we have lots of free sample pics of 3d hotties you will SWEAR are real!

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